basedandfatpilled-deactivated20:

aropride:

“never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm” is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it’s never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

gorgynei:

3 enemy gods fight for dominance over ONE warlock

orcboxer:

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he’s legally untouchable he’s ethically unfuckable. You don’t like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

waleweinn:

lefresne:

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

If she’s your girl why am I her champion

waleweinn:

lefresne:

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

If she’s your girl why am I her champion

waleweinn:

lefresne:

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

If she’s your girl why am I her champion

waleweinn:

lefresne:

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

If she’s your girl why am I her champion

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

yall ever refuse to consume a piece of media you Know youd like solely bc you think itd make you feel more emotions than you want to

like Yeah the purpose of art is to make you Feel but im feeling plenty already thank you very much

revivisection:

my hobbies include napping, sleeping, lying down, resting, closing my eyes, dozing, snoozing, slumbering, etc.

of-monsters-and-werewolves:

Ah, I see it is once again time for me to snoop around the Riverdale tag to piece together the most bizarre goings on, as a historian might puzzle over events from a myriad of newspaper clippings, diary entries and buried pottery.

frumpkingoesfurrst:

We’ll never die

dankmemeuniversity:

dadzawa-adopt-dabi:

a-boy-too-weird:

trader-j0e:

qwertyu858:

frownyalfred:

dragonpuppies:

welshronin:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

frownyalfred:

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

moonlit-sunflower-books:

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”